NOT LIKE THIS!!!

My Marvel Legends Hawkeye figure has been being a jerk the last week or so, repeatedly jumping off the shelf where I keep my collection, presumably because he sees a Kree spaceship or something.

To teach him a lesson, I have placed him upside down in a glass mug surrounded by plush bunnies, Teen Titans PVCs, an Iz from The Maxx and a Hello Kitty painting on cardboard.

Note how I have placed his bow above him, just tantalizingly out of his reach, and located him near a portrait of himself in happier times. I fully recognize this belies a sadistic streak on my part.

Unfortunately for him, I don't have the Scarlet Witch figure, so he'll just have to wait this one out.